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чужой код
чужой код
"""
Меня недавно спросили, почему программисты ненавидят работать с чужим кодом.
Долго думал, как донести до обычного пользователя всю суть пиздеца.
Решил привести небольшую аналогию:
Вот представь, что тебе доверили достроить за другим прорабом лабораторию на острове. Ты приходишь на объект, а там кроме недостроенного здания: огромный вентилятор (размером со здание), большой воздушный шар и комната набитая швабрами.
Почесав голову, ты разбираешь этот хлам и доделываешь лабораторию. Сдаешь объект ученным, но через 5 минут они выбегают с криком: "УТЕЧКА ЯДОВИТОГО ГАЗА!!!"
— Как так–то, блять! Должно же работать! — в отчаянии кричишь ты и звонишь прошлому прорабу:
— Вася, у нас ядовитый газ потёк! В чем проблема?
— Не знаю, должно было все работать. Что–то в проекте менял?
— Немного, швабры вынес...
— Швабры потолок держали!
— Что??? Что, блять, извините???
— Говорю, швабры потолок держали. Над ними цистерны с газом были. Очень тяжелые, пришлось в комнату снизу швабры напихать.
— Ты хотя бы записку на двери повесил бы, что швабры для держания потолка! У нас тут ядовитый газ течет! Что нам делать?
— Включай вентилятор. Он сдует газ с острова.
— Я его, блять, демонтировал сразу же!
— Зачем?
— Зачем ты построил 120 тонный вентилятор? Ты не мог положить ящик блядских ПРОТИВОГАЗОВ?
— Ящик противогазов искать нужно, а вентилятор у меня с прошлого заказа оставался.
— Вася, я убрал твой вентилятор! Мы тут задыхаемся!
— Хули вы тогда там делаете? Садитесь на воздушный шар и уебывайте на хуй!
"""
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