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Monday, April 30, 2018
 
My advice to the Nobel Prize committee (TL;DR: give Trump 5 Nobel Prizes, 4 provisional)
My advice to the Nobel Prize committee (TL;DR: give Trump 5 Nobel Prizes, 4 provisional)

1. Take away Krugman's Nobel prize in Economics (for being an an idiot) and give it to Obama (for discovering a way to keep USA GDP growth under 3%/yr for 8 years straight, a feat previously thought impossible).

2. Take away Obama's Nobel Peace prize (for creating ISIS) and and give it to Trump (for destroying ISIS).

3. Bill Clinton's angling for the Nobel Peace prize cost 1,010 Israeli lives in the second Intifada. He never got the prize. Of course, not because of that, but because they thought he would be an embarrassment, as if it's even possible. Give it to Trump (conditional on doing what nobody else could).

4. Ditto with North Korea (conditional on doing what nobody else could).

5. Ditto with Iran (conditional on doing what nobody else could).

6. Ditto with Russia (conditional on doing what nobody else could).

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