"Complete the sentences" multiple choice game.
"Complete the sentences" multiple choice game. Answers are here http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jJuZLiY-UkLSIJWIQgfQ1Ues_gNg?docId=1e6b74ad5cb2493a8aba7322c3ecbc96 (no peeking)

Headline:

1. "Police: Fake doc injected fake cement in woman's rear"
2. "Police: Real doc injected fake cement in woman's rear"
3. "Police: Fake doc injected real cement in woman's rear"
4. "Police: Real doc injected real cement in woman's rear"
MIAMI (AP) -- A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and _____

1. concrete sealant
2. roof sealant
3. dental sealant
4. rectal sealant
5. asphalt sealant
6. flat-tire sealant
7. engine sealant
8. paint

The suspect - who police say was born a ______

1. man
2. woman
3. goat
4. swarm of bees
5. all of the above

and identifies as a ______

1. man
2. woman
3. goat
4. swarm of bees
5. all of the above

apparently performed the surgery on ______

1. himself
2. herself
3. itself
4. themselves
5. all of the above

and investigators say ______

1. he
2. she
3. it
4. they
5. all of the above

may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with ____

1. violating building code
2. violating plumbing code
3. violating electric code
4. violating vehicle emission code
5. violating ADA code
6. violating Morse code
7. practicing medicine without a license

with serious bodily injury. Police photos show Morris as a small-framed woman with __

1. bee-stung pouty lips,
2. goat-bitten concave butt

arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings - and a ______

1. large backside
2. small backside

Morris injected some type of __

1. lube
2. tube
3. cube
4. tetrahedron

in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris __

1. reassured
2. mocked
3. egged on
4. challenged on a dare

the woman when the pain became too intense, police said. Bamford said Morris told the woman, ____

1. "Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out."
2. "Be afraid, be very afraid"
3. "Two bee oar knot too Bey-once"
4. "Bamford, I am your father/mother/queen/all of the above"
5. All of the above and more

Her mother eventually took her to a hospital on Florida's west coast, where alarmed doctors pressed her for information. They alerted the _______

1. DOT
2. Architectural Review Commission
3. Department of Homeland Security
4. Department of Health
5. FDA
6. FCC
7. USDA (Office of Beekeeping)
8. Nobel prize in medicine committee
9. Nobel prize in chemistry committee
10. Freemasons
11. All of the above

"The doctors knew no licensed

1. mason
2. plumber
3. physician
4. beekeeper
5. HAM radio operator
6. architect
7. engineer
8. electrician
9. geometer
10. None of the above

in his right mind would ever do this," Bamford said. The victim is still recovering from the surgery and says it's too painful to work. She also has racked up numerous ___

1. leaves
2. servers
3. electrical bills
4. medical bills
5. FCC fines
6. nobel prizes

Authorities believe there are other victims who may be too embarrassed to come forward. "(Morris) was readily introduced to our victim as someone who could help improve her shape, so we believe (she's) done this to other people," Bamford said.
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